Day 2: My Crush

Dear World History Professor,

A BIG thank you for making lectures pass quickly with your attractive looks. Even though you were in my life for only a semester, you made those four months worth while. I never understood the course material because I was too busy staring at you. I was mesmerized by your charm. It felt like only you and I were in the classroom, it was like the scenes from a movie. You and I locked eyes a couple of times, I hope it didn't make you feel uncomfortable. I can also add that I was absolutely mortified when you mentioned you had a girlfriend. Thank goodness it was finals, the break gave me a length of time to get over you. You were a clean cut version of Johnny Knoxville but with salt and pepper hair. You were the epitome of every girl's fantasy. God really took his time when he made you.

And babe if you happen to come across this blog, "Screw JEWWW!" because you are also guilty of admitting to me that you find your Calculus professor hot! So there, conscious cleeeeeared. *sigh*

xoxoxo