Amped Up.

Reality is vibrant when you're around.

Feed Your Head

Keep your hopes high and your expectations low, you won't suffer that way. I feel like I embody a genius sometimes.

Ham+Hen

I love you Sam, your new boyfriend, not so much.

Demolishing Gluttony

So I've been feeling rather sluggish lately, I'm sure it's due to the inconsistent times of sleep for the past couple of weeks. Any who, I need to start exercising again. I've been gaining weight like a motherHefer ever since I lit up my first joint. By the end of Summer I should achieve being partied out so I can crawl back into my cave to prepare for the Fall and by than have lost at LEAST ten pounds. Damn Society for having standards on women and shame on me for conforming. On the bright side I'll be on track to becoming a healthy individual and looking hotter than ever (;

"She doesn't have the titties, she doesn't have the ass, she doesn't have the thick ass thighs that I possess!"

Show me what you're working with.